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Not Today Satan — Unisex T-Shirt

Not Today Satan — Unisex T-Shirt

Regular price $28.00 USD
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You've got plans. And you keep a very organized social calendar.

Bold red lettering delivers the message loud and clear: Not today, Satan — but I have you scheduled for the weekend. A statement piece for the unbothered, the sarcastic, and anyone who's ever needed a polite-but-firm boundary with the forces of chaos.

  • Soft, lightweight feel with the right amount of stretch
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² — comfortable all day, every day
  • Pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction for a flattering fit
  • Made on demand — produced just for you, reducing waste
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